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  • 23:49 She's crowded out my lungs. #

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  • 22:19 One month until the due date! #

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  • 14:16 Tate sleeps half the day and wakes up just as I'm going to sleep. Just like her brother at this stage. #

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  • 13:26 I can't believe Aunt Annie told me that. #
  • 14:08 I hope she doesn't expect me to tell Mummy! And I hope she doesn't, either! And I wish she hadn't told me as it is. That's my father! #
  • 15:49 Auntie is going to get it if she's fibbing. #
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  • 00:32 I can't stop admiring my tits. #
  • 00:32 A quid and you can have a look. #
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  • 10:32 Childbirth class tonight! #

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  • 11:35 @fitzpio Do you still want Grandmama? #
  • 11:35 Oh, that was a poor phrasing of the words. #
  • 11:52 @fitzpio All right, all right, I'll drive her over for you. #
  • 11:53 @fitzpio You're not going to get any work done this way. #
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  • 10:10 I gained nearly a bloody stone last week. #
  • 10:12 But she keeps a sleeping schedule now. And my lower back is on fire. #
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  • 16:11 Maybe it's because of how many years she was gone, but Mum looks younger now than before. #

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  • 20:56 At least she's feeling better. #

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  • 17:30 Someone find my mother! #

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  • 17:55 I am going to kill something with my bare hands. #
  • 18:02 Or someone. #
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  • 12:06 do do doooooooooooo #
  • 19:26 Mother's car is there, but there's no Mother. #
  • 19:26 All of her vehicles are here, but there's no her. #
  • 19:28 I know she has to be here. She isn't gone. #
  • 19:32 Phoning the police seems like phoning family friends. #
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  • 11:48 @fitzpio What? #
  • 11:56 @fitzpio @ asclepiad What? #
  • 11:58 @asclepiad Ooh, honey, look at that punctuation. #
  • 12:07 @magicmusichands @fitzpio What are you two talking about? #
  • 12:11 Wait, wait, wait, what? #
  • 12:15 @magicmusichands @fitzpio I knew you two were up to something. #
  • 12:17 @magicmusichands Cecily is the name of my grandmother. I've not met her. #
  • 12:18 @magicmusichands But I'm a mother. #
  • 12:20 @fitzpio Oh, well, as long as you're off screwing around away from home and not being romantic. #
  • 12:22 @magicmusichands What? I think this is a bit more serious than something to be twittered. #
  • 12:25 @fitzpio I hope you're being serious, because if you're mocking me, you are going to pay from now until my hormones stop fluctuating. #
  • 12:27 @fitzpio Do you really think we should subject your grandmother to this over the phone? Or at all? #
  • 12:33 @fitzpio Sounds like something worth doing. #
  • 12:33 If I knew anything about Mum I might be able to help. #
  • 12:54 I feel I should be bringing something--what should I be bringing? What do we need? #
  • 12:56 @fitzpio I never forget him. But I'm not flying anywhere. I'm making him drive. #
  • 20:28 Mum is too suspicious. #
  • 20:29 Gordie keeps kicking me in just about every organ she can reach! #
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  • 14:32 We are playing in the snow today. #

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  • 19:40 Here I am in Mum and Daddy's bed. #
  • 19:41 She cut her hair off. #
  • 19:41 I've stuck magnets to the clips in her hair. #
  • 19:43 She told me Gordie needs to go into showbusiness. #
  • 19:44 Apparently she meant circus. #
  • 19:45 That's just what I want. My daughter to join the circus. #
  • 19:47 It might be very strange but I hate it when my mother doesn't wear make up. #
  • 20:01 She's mad at me because she saw that. #
  • 20:01 I'm going to let her use this now. #
  • 20:03 Whos out there #
  • 20:06 My daughter is so ungrateful #
  • 20:09 She should be happy I let her put magnets in my hair #
  • 20:11 I don't like this #
  • 20:12 Mum didn't like this. #
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  • 21:06 I've never seen Mummy buy so much alcohol. #

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  • 18:16 This house hasn't been so loud in a very long time. But I'm not convinced Mummy is doing any better. #

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  • 16:28 I want my mother. #
  • 18:50 Daddy wouldn't do something like that. #
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  • 22:10 I missed my check up. #

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